Una volta c’era Eliza.
Ora i tempi sono cambiati, e ci dobbiamo accontentare di Anna, la commessa virtuale dell’IKEA scoperta grazie alla segnalazione di Personalità Confusa su FriendFeed. Eccellente per le serate solitarie, gli esperimenti di Intelligenza Artificiale e i consigli su come arredare il salotto.
Omegle vs. IKEA
Stranger: ello
You: Hello. Can I help you?
Stranger: send me your favorite music
You: Sorry, we do not sell music. You can see all the products we currently sell at our UK stores on this web page I am opening for you now.
Stranger: sure
You: I’m glad to have helped.
Stranger: you didnt help me at all
Stranger: dude
You: I assume you need some help with IKEA. What exactly is it that I can help you with?
You: I’m afraid I don’t know exactly what you’re talking about. Please try and ask your question in a different way.
Stranger: yeah im missing the IKEA screw 1b in section 5
You: Do you want to pick up the missing part from your local IKEA store or do you want us to send it to you (it will take about 10 days)?
Stranger: fucking both
You: I’m afraid I’m not willing to discuss the subject of my or noone else’s sexuality in any way. But, do you want to pick up the part from your store or do you want us to send it to you?
Stranger: i want it all
Stranger: i brought you money
Stranger: now is your turn to pay
You: In order for me to send you the missing part, please let me know the part number of the fittings you require. You will find it on the assembly instructions.
Stranger: i am not going to do any work for something you messed up
Stranger: find it out yourself
Stranger: and if you can’t
Stranger: you could send all the parts again
You: Please visit our web site and click on Jobs at IKEA to find out more, if you are out-going, dedicated, customer-service oriented
Stranger: do you like cp? or do you want to help me?
You: That’s my job. I’m here to help you with all things IKEA. What would you like to know?
Stranger: i would like to know if you have some brains left
You: Do you think that makes you unique? Please ask me something about IKEA instead.
Stranger: how much stores do you have
You: As of December 2007 there is a grand total of 269 IKEA stores in 36 locations. The IKEA Group itself owns 238 stores in 24 countries, the other 31 stores are owned and run by franchisees outside the IKEA Group in 15 locations.
Stranger: ok
You: Very well.
Stranger: whats well
You: All of IKEA’s products are made to the highest standards, including myself.
Stranger: where does the sticker on your shirt say ‘highest standards”
You: I can only say things related to IKEA. What would you like to know?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Io sono in attesa del calendario dei concerti autunn-invernali così almeno saprò tutti i bei concerti che mi perderò anche quest’anno.
temo sia più adeguata per i comodini che per l’IA, però…